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BREAKING NEWS: Dr. Richard Tater To Run For President in 2020!
Unlike those divisive third party, independent candidates who only seek to divide America even deeper, Dr. Richard Tater, along with his vice presidential running mate, Tyson Rant, will run as a True Dependent in keeping with the General Welfare clause of the U.S. Constitution.
READ THIS SUPER IMPORTANT MESSAGE! From Dr. Richard Tater, 2020 Presidential Candidate for "We The Working People of the New America!"
Hello, my hard working friends. Patrick Henry famously said: "Give me liberty, or give me death."
But that was 250 years ago when the Constitution guaranteed a universal income for all slave owners.
It's time now to come together as One America. To stop depending on government to take care of us. It's time to help each other.
In answer to Patrick Henry, on behalf of all of us, I say:
"Give me benefits, or give me death!"
A Manifesto For a New America! by Dr. Richard Tater
Old and Outdated: "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." - Karl Marx
New and Improved! "From everyone according to their abilities, to everyone according to their needs." - Dr. Richard Tater
Is... Trump a rich blowhard? Many say so. But he's no Socialist!
Is... Hillary a crook? Many think so. But she's no Socialist, either!
So Where Does That Leave Us, America? Pretty much between a Republican rock and a Democrat hard place.
Of course, there's always Bernie Sanders. But Bernie wants the government to take care of everyone, as if that's actually possible, right? (cue the laugh track..)
Seriously, that would take trillions of dollar$! Where would all that money come from? Could taxes possibly go that high?
Wouldn't you rather see everyone taking care of everyone else, and not leave it up to government to keep screwing up and making things for difficult for us all?
In other words, truly unlimited government as called for in the Constitution! Because, after all, the government is "We The People."
That means all of us! And we truly are unlimited in our power, our vision and our hope for some real change!
Why fear big government when a government big enough to manage our entire society would be a government big enough to keep the bad guys out!
Just imagine, a government with enough power to keep an eye on things for all of us so terrorism never creeps into your childrens' bedrooms at night.
A government big enough to put an Army tank on every street corner so Putin, ISIS and any future Hitler knows that when America says to stop at a red light, America means it!
Close Your Eyes For a Moment... Get in touch with how wonderful this will feel. One nation, one people. All caring and sharing together what each of us brings to the table of life.
A great social buffet of love.
An orgy of opportunity.
No more hunger, no more poverty.
No more class or social divisions.
Everyone truly equal in ways those antiquated, slave-owning founding fathers could never have imagined.
One Nation... Under All the People... Not Just The Greedy 1%! No more 1% vs. 99% but 100% empowerment for everyone!
A total transformation of the very idea of what government means in our lives.
Sound good? You bet it does!
Imagine a brand new political party that is actually a caring social fellowship of true love and sharing to go...
... BEYOND money-grubbing Republicans with their big oil, big banks and big business;
... BEYOND tree-hugging, car window-sticker liberals who want politicians (namely, them!) to take care of you when we want everyone to take care of you;
... BEYOND even Bernie Sanders who has some pretty old school ideas of what socialism is... or, should we say, USED to be.
Because This is Today, Fellow Americans! Heck, Bernie was born before freakin' World War II! This is a new century, a new millennium, a new epoch! This is our world - now, today, and tomorrow!
We need a NEW socialist vision of freedom, peace and love. Out with the old socialists and in with the new uber-Sociaists!
And now... the moment you've been waiting for. We tremble with joy and anticipation in bringing this news to you now.
Because today is the day you will remember for the rest of your life. The day when something new and magical happened. The day when something totally transformative occurred.
We're not talking about a party... or a mere movement... or even a revolution (Ron Paul? Give us a break).
We're talking about a GENUINE CRUSADE! So let The Supreme Party begin! ... the UNITED SUPREME SOCIALIST FREEDOM, PEACE AND LOVE PARTY!
A real party! A party of dance and laughter and joy and enough for everyone.
Without further ado, let's meet the man who can make this all possible. The man who has been there, sacrificed it all, done that, bought the T-shirts and given them all away to his neighbors.
Your brand new Leader For Life...
Let's Give It Up For...
Dr. Richard Tater The World's Foremost Socialist "To Freedom... And Beyond!"
Richard, The Early Years
With Dr. Tater leading this crusade we can sweep The Supreme Socialist Party to a glorious crescendo and occupy -- yes, Occupy! -- the White House.
That's when Dr. Richard Tater will be there for you.
Free food, free housing, free college loans, free TV, free transportation, even more!
Best of all, you won't have to pay for it because everyone else will. Isn't that fantastic!?
Even the great Karl Marx never thought this big!
With Dr. Richard Tater as your new Leader for Life, socialism will be put on steroids!
OK, So Let's Get Personal Here For a Minute Do YOU feel like a part of the 99%, Dear Reader?
You know, the 99% that the 1% of fat cats are oppressing and keeping down?
Is that fair at all? Of course it's not fair. And isn't America supposed to be fair?
Is fairness the very essence of the Bill Of Rights?
Isn't that what this great democracy was founded to guarantee, "one for all" and fairness for everyone?
Where Bernie Sanders is a step in the right direction (strongly to the left), Dr. Richard Taterwill take America all the way to the wealth redistribution end zone.
He'll take 99% of the ill-gotten profits away from the ultra-rich 1% and distribute it to everyone!
Of course, there will be handling fees. That's the way things are in a nation as big and diverse as ours.
And a big chunk of Wall Street's ill-gotten gains will have to be set aside to prop up the horribly mismanaged and now failing Social Security Program.
You don't want it to fail, right?
Dr. Tater estimates that roughly 99% of that 1% will have to be set aside to cover costs for the future security of your children and grandchildren.
But you'll still end up with 1% -- the same 1% that used to belong to those fat cars -- so now you and the fat cats will be equal!
Mental Taxation Without Representation is Tyranny! As for "representative government," what a laugh, right?
When is the last time you felt like the government actually represented YOU?
Richard won't just represent you, he'll be everything you'd want a candidate to be if you could be that candidate yourself!
"Oh, say can you see" that we're suggesting something truly special here?
If you want to make a real difference for America, to really turn things around and take our nation in a new direction, away from the quaint notions of liberty as envisioned by our slave-owning founding fathers (and politically oppressed founding mothers who did the real work of life), we need new leadership from a real leader, not a puppet of political and business interests.
America Needs Dr. Richard Tater! Dr. Tater will even relieve you of the tiresome chore of ever having to vote again.
Hey, we all know it's just a racket rigged by election machines that are unaccountable to We the People.
And with your name removed from those pesky voter registration lists, there's no worry about ever being called for jury duty again either!
Yes, Ladies & Gentlemen, It's Time to Rise Up! Dr. Tater is the new quarterback in Washington who can drill the American football right up the middle of the 21st Century, thrust us into the future, score a big one for the U.S. of A. and impregnate our nation with new ideas, new visions and more money for everyone who will get off the dime and vote for him!
President For Life Richard Tater will raise deficit spending to all new heights. Can you say "quadrillion?"
He'll stimulate every household with free food, free housing, a free Universal Income!
He'll expand the military until there's a base on every foreign street corner!
He'll erect a wall 100 feet high to keep Americans in, so we're safe and sound... and solve illegal immigration at the same time!
He'll even mount a camera in every classroom, church and bathroom to keep us all as secure as possible!
With millions of followers united behind us we can combine all existing parties (even those nutty Libertarians) into a single all-powerful, supreme force for Al Qaeda, ISIS, godless Commies and all other enemies of America to reckon with!
Your support for Dr. Richard Tater will bypass our absurdly antiquated Constitution and send the legislature on permanent vacation since your new President For Life can rule by Executive Orders alone, thereby replacing the rule of law with the Rule of the Overseer, the way our nation's slave-holding founders intended. The Constitution Is Dead Long live the New Constitution! (written personally by Dr. Tater... copy to be divulged soon)
No more will rights be trampled indiscriminately. Now your rights can be shared with everyone, and with a social conscience!
Richard doesn't just walk softly and carry a big stick. He is the big stick! He's the man we need to make sure that everyone gets in on the new action!
After all, why pay property taxes all by yourself just so you can keep living on your own land, when your neighbors can help cover those taxes AND your food stamps too?
Why worry abut the IRS towing your pickup truck out of the driveway just because you owe them money, when Dr. Tater will eliminate all taxation, forever, and just print the money America needs to pay its bills!
Socialism has been pussy footing around for long enough. It's time to truly unleash the new SUPER SOCIALISM as envisioned by Dr. Richard Tater and his Band of Merry Men and Women and Other Gendered Individuals who want only to take from the "fat cats" and give it all to YOU, so you and your loved ones can live the dream that was promised to you when America gave you your very own birth certificate and Social Security Number!
And when the big hyperinflation comes, Dr. Richard Tater will be there to lead a band down every Main Street, with enough jets overhead (it brings tears to our eyes) to start World War III!
You Say It's Started Already? Then let's give those Russkies the fight they been itching for! You think Putin is a bada*s? You ain' seen Dr. Tater in action!!
A lifetime member of Collectivists For Income Equality And a Nicer Tomorrow, Richard eats politicians with his crunchy granola breakfast cereal, nuts and all!